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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Dec 19, 2008 7:49:44 GMT -5
granted but you can only bend the light around clothes
I wish school's declared snow days more often
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Post by terriss on Dec 19, 2008 13:24:49 GMT -5
Granted, but only because the weather is so bad. You never see any of your friends ever again.
I wish that lime wire worked right.
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Post by filterfed on Dec 19, 2008 20:06:06 GMT -5
Granted.
But your eternally trapped in a dark room, where no light penetrates. Hehe.
I wish i could levitate.
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Post by terriss on Dec 19, 2008 23:07:02 GMT -5
(your corruption made no sense).
Granted, but you can never again sit down, causing your ass to sag down over four feet with gravity out of lack of occasional ass support.
I wish that manbearpig was taxadermied and mounted on my wall.
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Post by filterfed on Dec 20, 2008 11:32:11 GMT -5
(the other post either wasn't there - or I didn't see it last nite - the post was for your "I wish I could bend light...") Granted. But manbearpig will awaken every night, tear one room of your house to shreds, leaving it in ruins, for the rest of your life - resulting in endless repair bills, and a supreme debt!! muhaha. I wish game stores were like net flix - one price a month, play the game til you beat it, then trade it in for a new one. I don't play games a lot, but 60 bucks a game is just too much even for a casual gamer such as myself
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Post by terriss on Dec 20, 2008 12:13:08 GMT -5
Granted. IRL too, its called Gamefly. But because you wished for something that already exists, you can never have it, and you must continue to buy any game, no matter how old, at a price of 60 dollars. I wish that cows could use guns and rebel. www.gamefly.com/
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Post by Epic Fail Guy on Dec 21, 2008 14:30:00 GMT -5
granted but your the last to die and forced to suffer and watch your loved ones die before you.
I wish I had psychic powers!!!
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Post by Ganthor on Dec 27, 2008 12:40:05 GMT -5
Granted, but the government discovers your power and dissect you to try and find out where your powers came from, resulting in your slow and painful death.
I wish my foot hadn't fallen asleep.
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Post by GorDo on Dec 29, 2008 0:21:33 GMT -5
granted but the next time it falls asleep all your toes will turn to nipples
i wish peoples farts didn't stink
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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Jan 5, 2009 9:32:17 GMT -5
granted but they're louder than hell now
i wish I had a better wish
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