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Post by Ganthor on Jan 5, 2009 10:50:58 GMT -5
Granted, you give your wish to me.
I wish I had crazy breakdancing skillz.
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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Jan 5, 2009 20:59:49 GMT -5
granted but you slip on loose flooring and broke your computer
I wish I had a hot girlfriend with a great personality!
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Post by Ganthor on Jan 6, 2009 7:58:35 GMT -5
I knew you wanted my girlfriend! D:< Hands off! lol.
Granted, but she's actually the daugther of a Columbian drug lord, and when he finds out that you've been dating his daughter, he sends assassins to kill you in your sleep.
I wish people would really go overboard with the corruption instead of typing the first thing that comes to mind.
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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Jan 9, 2009 8:00:18 GMT -5
granted but your wish has been delayed untill the site has many more people so we don't run out of ideas so quick.
I wish I had the courage to ask the girl I like out.
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Post by Ganthor on Jan 9, 2009 11:18:23 GMT -5
Granted, but after you two are going out you discover that she is actually an underwear-breathing dragon that has been sleeping at the center of the Earth until 20 years ago, when she took the form of a human girl to seduce young men and devour their souls to return to full strength so she can take over the world with her army of souless minions. Your soul tastes excellent with ketchup.
I wish I had a Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Gun.
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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Jan 12, 2009 7:52:22 GMT -5
Granted but you shoot your eye out.
I wish people on this site would ask more people to join this site.
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Post by Ganthor on Jan 12, 2009 10:10:03 GMT -5
Granted, but the people who join are religious nuts who spam threads about saving us from the devil and annoy everyone so much that all the people but them leave.
I wish it was the weekend again.
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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Jan 13, 2009 7:45:35 GMT -5
Granted but you have nothing to do
I wish I had a ham sammich
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Post by terriss on Jan 22, 2009 19:09:12 GMT -5
Granted, but the ham wasn't properly prepared and you are inadvertently gored to death by an angry boar.
I wish I could turn into a ghost at will.
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Post by Vampire in a Blender on Jan 28, 2009 20:17:09 GMT -5
(irony) granted but you forgot how to do it and then got stuck in a wall halfway.
I wish I had more time on the computer
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